Friday, July 9, 2010
♥
(the writings small cos my blog is being gay >:|)
before i start, id like to say that this is a totally no biased opinion
because yes, i have read all of the twilight books
and yes, i have read all of the harry potter books (duh- like 10 times each :D)
but i dint watch any new moon or eclipse because i was very much disappointed by twilight (the movie)
....fine
maybe its a TAD bit bias heheheh
twihards: beware
and hp fans: enjoy this post :)
okay so first off, im gonna copy something i found on lauren's tumblr
and lemme say- i LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE laurens tumblr
bestest evrrr (L)
Hey Harry Potter, what have you accomplished in your life?
Oh you know, just beat Voldermort when I was 11.
Then his memory when I was 12.
Saved my godfather when I was 13.
Competed in a Triwizard Cup when I was 14 then watched
my sort of friend die and witnessed the rebirth of the Dark Lord
but made it out alive.
Oh when I was 15 I fought Voldermort again
and found out that I have a destiny and that I had to kill Voldermort
if the Wizarding World were to find peace.
When I was 16, I had to deal with that info and school
and find Horcruxs in order to kill Voldermort
and had to watch my mentor die at the hands of my enemy.
17 was a rough year too. I couldn’t return to school,
Voldermort took over the Wizarding World,
I chased down Horcruxs with my best friends, almost lost one,
found the place where my parents died protecting me,
then I broke into a bank, stole a dragon, flew to Hogwarts
and lead my friends into battle against the forces of evil,
losing some of them at the hands of evil wizards,
then sacrificed myself so the war could end and give my friends a chance.
Turns out I managed to kill the part of Voldermort in me
then killed him and saved the entire world.
And that was all in just a span of 7 years.
Hey Edward Cullen, you’ve been around forever.
What the fuck have you done besides whine and bitch and moan?
^
|
|
OWNNNNEEEEEDDD lol
andand here are some of my own reasons:
well magic owns some shitty sparkling shit anyday.
they can do like, whatveer they want in hogwarts
- all kinds of awesomely crazy spells.
and forks? you gotta pretend like there are no vampires/werewolves
and have gayshit normal classes =='
aaaaand alsoo
hermione is WAY cooler than bella
or should i say emma watson is way cooler than kristen stewart?
and here they are in character:
i mean srsly, why the shit is her face so constipated?
in fact, why is evryone in twilight so constipated???
friikking annoyiong
and
the people in harry potter can actually act
twilight has gayshit acting
frikkin moody ppl = gayshit
and speaking of characters,
robert frikkin gayshit patterson
acts in both movies
damn frikkin traitor >:|
and the character of cedric diggory OWNS edward cullen
lets see..these are from the top of my head
CEDRIC:
can do MAGIC :O
is prefect
is head of hufflepuff's quidditch team
participated in triwizard tournament
died bravely in the little hangleton graveyard
EDWARD:
can sparkle
can make a constipated face
who's awesomer? you tell me.
aaaand
JK Rowling owns frikkin Stephanie Meyer
to prove this
ill go get one random hp book and one random twilight book
and open to a random page
and type up a bit of each page from each book
no cheating, swear to god
*srisha goes to bookshelf and pulls out books*
*srisha returns to bed and opens both books to random pages*
The Twilight Saga (Breaking Dawn) page 60
"It was a relief to see his familiar features again after all this time
-his deep-set eyes shadowed under his shaggy black brows,
his high cheeckbones, his full lips stretched over his bright teeth
in the sarcastic smile that matched his tone.
His eyes were tight around the edges- careful; I could see that
he was being very careful tonight. He was doing all he could
to make me happy, to not slip and show how much this cost him."
SEERIOUSLY?!?!?! I MEAN WTFFF
shiz not even talking about edward
and shiz not even talking about the wrong stuff it may seem like it implies
geez what a lamo, that stephenie meyer
and now... moving onto the professionals...
Harry Potter (and the Deathly Hallows) page 589
" 'NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!'
Mrs Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms.
Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter
at the sight of her new challenger.
'OUT OF MY WAY!' shouted Mrs Weasley to the three girls,
and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel.
Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand
slashed and twirled, and Bellatriz Lestrange's smile faltered,
and became a snarl. Jets of light flew from both wands,
the floor around the witches' feet became hot and cracked;
both women were fighting to kill."
AWESOMENESS RIGHT THERE
what a coinkydink
thats like, one of my fav scenes of that book
jkr gets the action of such a scene and puts it into words like no other author
LOVE her
LOVE that book
LOVE harry potter s2 s2 s2
and yeh, speaking of the authors,
the plot is waaaaaay bettre
i mean
how much better is a story about a teenage boy fighting a dark lord
trying to rule the wizarding world
with the help of his mentor and two best friends
than a story about a frikkin teenage/108 year old sparkling vampire
who falls in love with a stoned girl
and they have sex and have a baby that eats her uterus?
okay, fine i guess the uterus part sounds cool, but thats like the only cool part of twilight :P
also
jk rowling is not afraid to give the main characters of her books flawed
stephenie frikkin meyer, however, makes sure her characters
have perfect skin, perfect eyes, perfect brains, perfect frikkin everything !!
i mean lets see, harry has anger management issues
hermione is a control freak
ron is the jealous type
ginny makes out with randos
neville is kinda stupid
dumbledore was grindewalds friend and tried to kill all muggles
the list goes on and on
anyway lol i think ive bored as many ppl as possible in this post :P
sorry for ranting heheh
but i just had to prove how awesomelyawesomer harry potter is
than frikkin gayshit dumbf*ck lameshit poopy twilight.
: )
Friday, July 9, 2010
♥
(the writings small cos my blog is being gay >:|)
before i start, id like to say that this is a totally no biased opinion
because yes, i have read all of the twilight books
and yes, i have read all of the harry potter books (duh- like 10 times each :D)
but i dint watch any new moon or eclipse because i was very much disappointed by twilight (the movie)
....fine
maybe its a TAD bit bias heheheh
twihards: beware
and hp fans: enjoy this post :)
okay so first off, im gonna copy something i found on lauren's tumblr
and lemme say- i LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE laurens tumblr
bestest evrrr (L)
Hey Harry Potter, what have you accomplished in your life?
Oh you know, just beat Voldermort when I was 11.
Then his memory when I was 12.
Saved my godfather when I was 13.
Competed in a Triwizard Cup when I was 14 then watched
my sort of friend die and witnessed the rebirth of the Dark Lord
but made it out alive.
Oh when I was 15 I fought Voldermort again
and found out that I have a destiny and that I had to kill Voldermort
if the Wizarding World were to find peace.
When I was 16, I had to deal with that info and school
and find Horcruxs in order to kill Voldermort
and had to watch my mentor die at the hands of my enemy.
17 was a rough year too. I couldn’t return to school,
Voldermort took over the Wizarding World,
I chased down Horcruxs with my best friends, almost lost one,
found the place where my parents died protecting me,
then I broke into a bank, stole a dragon, flew to Hogwarts
and lead my friends into battle against the forces of evil,
losing some of them at the hands of evil wizards,
then sacrificed myself so the war could end and give my friends a chance.
Turns out I managed to kill the part of Voldermort in me
then killed him and saved the entire world.
And that was all in just a span of 7 years.
Hey Edward Cullen, you’ve been around forever.
What the fuck have you done besides whine and bitch and moan?
^
|
|
OWNNNNEEEEEDDD lol
andand here are some of my own reasons:
well magic owns some shitty sparkling shit anyday.
they can do like, whatveer they want in hogwarts
- all kinds of awesomely crazy spells.
and forks? you gotta pretend like there are no vampires/werewolves
and have gayshit normal classes =='
aaaaand alsoo
hermione is WAY cooler than bella
or should i say emma watson is way cooler than kristen stewart?
and here they are in character:
i mean srsly, why the shit is her face so constipated?
in fact, why is evryone in twilight so constipated???
friikking annoyiong
and
the people in harry potter can actually act
twilight has gayshit acting
frikkin moody ppl = gayshit
and speaking of characters,
robert frikkin gayshit patterson acts in both movies
damn frikkin traitor >:|
and the character of cedric diggory OWNS edward cullen
lets see..these are from the top of my head
CEDRIC:
can do MAGIC :O
is prefect
is head of hufflepuff's quidditch team
participated in triwizard tournament
died bravely in the little hangleton graveyard
EDWARD:
can sparkle
can make a constipated face
who's awesomer? you tell me.
aaaand
JK Rowling owns frikkin Stephanie Meyer
to prove this
ill go get one random hp book and one random twilight book
and open to a random page
and type up a bit of each page from each book
no cheating, swear to god
*srisha goes to bookshelf and pulls out books*
*srisha returns to bed and opens both books to random pages*
The Twilight Saga (Breaking Dawn) page 60
"It was a relief to see his familiar features again after all this time
-his deep-set eyes shadowed under his shaggy black brows,
his high cheeckbones, his full lips stretched over his bright teeth
in the sarcastic smile that matched his tone.
His eyes were tight around the edges- careful; I could see that
he was being very careful tonight. He was doing all he could
to make me happy, to not slip and show how much this cost him."
SEERIOUSLY?!?!?! I MEAN WTFFF
shiz not even talking about edward
and shiz not even talking about the wrong stuff it may seem like it implies
geez what a lamo, that stephenie meyer
and now... moving onto the professionals...
Harry Potter (and the Deathly Hallows) page 589
" 'NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!'
Mrs Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms.
Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter
at the sight of her new challenger.
'OUT OF MY WAY!' shouted Mrs Weasley to the three girls,
and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel.
Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand
slashed and twirled, and Bellatriz Lestrange's smile faltered,
and became a snarl. Jets of light flew from both wands,
the floor around the witches' feet became hot and cracked;
both women were fighting to kill."
AWESOMENESS RIGHT THERE
what a coinkydink
thats like, one of my fav scenes of that book
jkr gets the action of such a scene and puts it into words like no other author
LOVE her
LOVE that book
LOVE harry potter s2 s2 s2
and yeh, speaking of the authors,
the plot is waaaaaay bettre
i mean
how much better is a story about a teenage boy fighting a dark lord
trying to rule the wizarding world
with the help of his mentor and two best friends
than a story about a frikkin teenage/108 year old sparkling vampire
who falls in love with a stoned girl
and they have sex and have a baby that eats her uterus?
okay, fine i guess the uterus part sounds cool, but thats like the only cool part of twilight :P
also
jk rowling is not afraid to give the main characters of her books flawed
stephenie frikkin meyer, however, makes sure her characters
have perfect skin, perfect eyes, perfect brains, perfect frikkin everything !!
i mean lets see, harry has anger management issues
hermione is a control freak
ron is the jealous type
ginny makes out with randos
neville is kinda stupid
dumbledore was grindewalds friend and tried to kill all muggles
the list goes on and on
anyway lol i think ive bored as many ppl as possible in this post :P
sorry for ranting heheh
but i just had to prove how awesomelyawesomer harry potter is
than frikkin gayshit dumbf*ck lameshit poopy twilight.
: )
SRISHA
hi women, men and babies. this is my bloog where i go when i am bored. i LOVE: music.shoes.colourfulness.sparklystuff.ribbon.lollies.coffee.ipod.violin.family.friends. LOVE YOU ALL
bolditalic