Friday, April 30, 2010
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hello people :)
so this blog may be a tad on the serious side so if youre looking for a fun post sorry but this aint one of em :/
this is a random rant:
so you know whats annoying?
when people change themselves to please others
im not saying i dont do it or anything-im a victim just like anyone else
but it pisses me off when i think about the number of people who change who they are because of the way they want to be viewed
think about it- 99.9999999999% of the world change themselves because of want to fit in
how many times have you changed to please your friends, a guy/chick or just to be heard?
what happened to 'being yourself'??
what happened to allowing others to 'like you for who you are'??
is that not good enough anymore? do we have to be different? do we have to be what they want us to be?
and yeh it sucks not being heard- i know what its like- everyone knows what its like, but still- why 'conform to society' and clone the rest of them when theyre the ones making fun of you?
when their the ones who are bringing you down with every word that comes out of their mouth?
and whats worse is when you realise you used to be one of them
you used to do that- bring people down because of:
the way they walk
what they wear
how they talk
who they hang out with
where they sit at lunch
what they eat
how much money they have
if they are considered 'in'
yeh, thats the worst part- realising that you used to be that, that thing, that monster.
but you know what??
people can change for the better
and it doesnt help when your trying to change for the better and there are a million people reminding you of what you used to be
so yes thats my lame rant
id be veryvery surprised if you were bothered to read all that
but if you did, thanks for taking your time to pass by and yeh
goodluck to all of year 10 for the exams
dont stress to much
if you do though, take a deep breath, rub your tummy, pat your head and say 'oongaboonga'
works evry time ;)
Sunday, April 25, 2010
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helloooo my children
so last night i visited my second cousins from america
as in, they came to australia and i visited them
not i went to america last night
..anyway
i never knew how perverted little 7 year old and 8 year old girls are.
so they were saying at their cousins' place
and their cousins are 3 year old twin boys
so we looking through the twins' photo albums of when they were kids and all
and they have captions next to the photos yeh?
so we get to this photo where the twins are one year old
and naked
and the caption says 'the twins enjoy being naked'
i mean WTFFFFFFFF
yehh...
and the girls were like collapsing into laughter
and being the good teenager i am, i went :O and turned the page over
AND THERE WERE LIKE, TEN MORE NAKED PICS
and the girls wouldnt stop giggling for 15 mins literally!!
they were like 'shameshame!! private parts! oooohhh! *gigglegiggle*'
and yeh
i was wondering
are all male baby privates that disgusting??
no offence or anything i mean i love babies
BUT IT WAS FRIKKIN GROSS
you couldnt even see the dick part
just this big black thing that sort of resembled the scrotums
really oddly shaped things
i thought they had tumors or something
nahnahh im being slack justkidding
they were some pretty hott balls
hahah jkjk
moving on from oddly shaped black scrotums...
I GOT PEANUT M&Ms !!!!
FROM BOSTON CHYEAHH
and a boston shirt
which is pretty hardcore
and pink.
the m&ms were all green
i dint know they had that :S
owait they do
oyeh
the colour separation thing
yeh it only hit me today
the whole globalisation thing :S:S
like, i was eating an m&m
and then i stopped midway.
and said to my sister
"OMGSHOMGGG THIS M&M WAS MADE IN NEW JERSEY!!"
and shiz like '*roll eyes* yeh and your pjs are made in china -.-'
and i was like 'ZZOOOMMGGG' and checked it
AND THEYRE MADE IN CHINA!!
thatrs sooo coooool
im wearing stuff thats made in some place ive never been!!
like
yeh!
ya know
yehh!
anyway ill leave you with that awesome epiphany :D
goodbye all you weirdos who actually bother reading this...
adiosamigos
and remember-keep smiling!
hahah remember that tv show?? on abc kids?
that cowboy thing where the guy says 'adiosamigos, and remember, keep smiling!'
hahahh
yeh....
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
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ok i know i just posted something but this will be real quick promise
so i got linked to this blog that someone sent around
and i think this is frikkin real low
i dunno why but it wont let me comment so im blogging about it
i cant believe anyone would actually stoop this low
must be some real f*cked up person with a f*cking sad life
and i dont give a f*ck if my rating goes down if that person reads this
so f*ck it
cos im just saying what i think
ye im pissed
as you can see
so ill go
seeyall
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you're not strong enough [not fast enough] not smaaaaaaart
[something something i cant tell hwat theyre saying in this part :P]
you'll never get it past meee
you've forgotten a thiing
impoortant thiiing
what [something] a thiing??
what thing?what thing?
[tim cahill fully scores this awesome goal]
i;m a weetbix kid.
he's a weetbix kid!!
he's a weetbix kiiid!!!
aussie kids are WEET.BIX.KIDS!
yeh i dunno all the words..
hahah i looove this ad !!
always sing along with it:P
lol and pissed off evryone in my class with it
aand alsoo
we aree, we areee
the fresh food peeeoplee
we areee we aree
the fresh food peeoplee
australiaaans
are fresh food peoplee
we are the frsh food peeeopleee :D:D:D
andand
i got tattoos from the woolworhs bag at the easter show
:Dand im wearing em now :P
i loove kid tats :D
hahah do you guys listen to 96.1 the edge?
i love:
zenobia lebanese restaurant [danananananannannanananaaa]
nads laser clinic
norma and robert :D [so many innuendos ;) ]
sinclair ford 'weve neeeva. had an exhaust job. we cant handle.'
car audio excellence [doonoo. donooooo]
the laser lounge 'thats laezer. with an s'
darren stewart from the good guys :P
sassy boutique
yeh thats all that comes to my head atm :P
and alsoo
dont you guys find it odd when your sitting in the car with your parents and the radio goes 'guys- wanna last longer?' or 'some men last a minute or so. some only last as long as this ad' and then it goes weirdly silent in the car so you change the station?
yeh and also when you cross those megahugeginormouslygiganticfreakingbiggerthanchelseacharm'sboobs billboards that say 'WANNA LAST LONGER?' and remember when they used to say 'WANNA HAVE LONGER LASTING SEX?' and then the next day you drive past and the sign has a CENSORED sticker pasted across it?? haha the good days.. i wonder who complained.. probly some mum whos 4 year old kid found out what sex was because of the billboard
but then thats not surprising, if you think about what kids know nowadays
anyway moving on..
and speaking of kids,
my cousin, lauren, is in kindy
AND THEY HAVE LAPTOPS IN THE CLASSROOM
does anyone else find that scary??
i mean i dont even want to think about what the future generations are gonna do
and nathan, her brother in year 2, HAS A CALCULATOR WITH HIM IN CLASS WHEN HE DOES MATHS
i mean
when i was in primary school
we werent even allowed calculators until year 5!!
pretty creepy, huh?
oh and alsoo
hope you guys did good in sport tryouts today :)
good to know ppl are trying and not being saddos who dont try at all
its amazing what one can do when they try
so try
[like ya mum did last night]
ok ignore that
that was lame
yeh
im lame, i know...
so now ill leave
and stop showering you with lameness
...yep.. cya gentlemen (:
Saturday, April 17, 2010
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hey all you women, men and babies :)
hows evryone going with their essays?
shit all, yeh?
frikkin lame shit
yeh you know what else is lame?
me
yeh no surprise there
no really, this is what happened yesterday
ok so i have two cousins who are brothers
ones in primary school and one goes to sydney boys
and the younger ones like to me
"hey you know this chick who sang on australian idol goes to my brothers school??"
and my response?
instead of the normal "wtf bro, your brother goes to a boys school that aint funny"
i go "what? dont you mean australias got talent, cos they axed australian idol"
==' yeh im that cool
anyway, speaking of australias got talent
did you guys see the watermelon man?
pretty funny
i dunno why
like, i was sitting on the couch and started laughing my head off
yeh you can imagine what my rents and sister were thinking when they saw me...
nah theyre used to weirdness :P
hmm i had something else to say :S
oyeh thats right
ok so i was on youtube and stuff at like 3.30
and my netball coach calls and my mum picks up and shiz like 'is srisha on her way to netball?"
and im like SHIT
so yeh we fully broke kazillion laws and we got to the courts a tad late :P
so i had to wait til the next centre to go on cos thats the rule
and then i go on and while im kinda standing around while the other team has the ball their coach is like to me "hey you, youre not allowed to go on until the next quarter" and im like "wtf b*tch mind your own f*cking business"
lol justkidding guys im a wuss :P
yeh i was like "oh. nah the umpire said i could go on" which is true
and its totaly legal so i dunno what she was on about
yeh then ppl got a tad pissed at her cos your not supposed to talk to players when theyre on
so that was pretty interesting
and we had three players down!!!!!
so we had 6 on the court whilst they had 7
and WE BLOODY WON
CHYEAH NIGGAHS SUCK OWNNN THAAAT
*cough* yep we were pretty pleased with ourselves :P
oye something else i gotta bring up: the video clip for telephone
have you guys seen it?
if you havent and dont want me to spoilt it then watch it before you read any further
and you might not get what im saying
no. 1 : i was wondering how the bars of the prison cell must have tasted for that chick who licked em. you only see it for like a sec, but still, i was like wtf that aint hygenic. they look all black and fungus-y
no.2 : what has the clip got to do with being in a club and listening to a fav song and not being able to answer a phone call? :S im not saying that i dint enjoy the clip, its just something i dont understand
no. 3 : beyonce is a tad bit creepy when she tries to be gagafied. this isnt one of her good vids i gotta say :(
no. 4 : on the plus side for beyonce, i LOVED when she said "youve been a veryveryvery bad girl gaga" especially when she says 'gaga'
no. 5 : did anyone else pause the clip when gaga's dancing with her background dancers in the prison corridor and she turns around? yeh shiz wearing a g string and the others are wearing normal underwear. whys that? aint there asses good enough for g strings?
yep so i think thats it for this blog post
ill do some more sometime soon maybe
good luck to all those ppl with shit essays to do
f*ck shakespeare.
just cos he had a shit life and died a baldy, he doesnt have to make ours hell.
Friday, April 16, 2010
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waterfalls are just nature chucking a piss.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
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omgshomgsh
i went shopping today :D
and bought sooo muuuch stuuuuff
heres the list:
bag $30
skirt and stockings $46
shoes $25
tops/dresses $169
boots $30 [WHAT A BARGAIN]
jeans $30
trackies $60
scarf $10
other stuff that takes ages to remember $118
so thats a total of.....
$508 :D:D:D:D
one of my biggest shopping sprees yet :D
and LOOOOAADDSSS of funnn
i will take a picture of all my stuff prolly
and i will remember to put them up on my blog
[which is something i keep forgetting]
in my next post cos i cant seem to find the camera :S
and ohmygosh i hate bloody hornsby westfield !!
stupid shit place
dint buy much stuff
and the rebel there is shit as
frikkin gay shit
we went to towers after that cos it was so crapshitf*ck
and almost evrything we bought is from there :)
ye sorry this post is uber [omg i remmber when i used to say that all the time :D] boring
just that i gotta get to my english essay so i cant chat for too long
OMGGGGG
FAARRRKING ENGLISH ESSAY!!
i only found out on thursday that we have an english essay due on monday
grrrr
im so stupid- shouldve checked my english book
grrrrrrrrrrrr
anyway i released all my anger about the essay at the time so theres not much left now
so all theres left to do is say byee
toodaloo mothafoockaaaaaaahs
[hahahaha i LOOVE the hangover :D:D]
[we love you mr chow (Y)]
Sunday, April 11, 2010
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so a coupla posts ago i did this thing about rihannas songs and yeh
and it was pretty fun so im gonna do another :) which i once did on bebo [remember bebo? whatevr happened to it :S]
but this ones a tad diffrent
im gonna type up a set of random questions
then set my ipod to shuffle and type in whatver the song is
no cheating whatsoever :P
okeydokey, here goes nothing:
how are you feeling?
Up Against The Wall- Boys Like Girls
riiightt..
what are you doing?
Right Now (Na Na Na)- Akon
hahah geddit? what are you doing right now? ....no..? ok, moving on then..
how would you describe yourself?
Comatose- Skillet
eh doest that mean i have lack of sleep or some shit? :S:S
or im in a coma?
whats your hobby?
Breakeven- The Script
ye im as confused as you are..
[omgsh i LOVE this song!!]
what describes your friends?
Monster- Lady GaGa
hahah yeh gotta admit, we're quite the romping monstrous type
what is your secret passion?
G-Get Up and Dance!- Faber Drive
haha i dunno about it being a secret but yep, i love to move :D:D
if you could do anything, what would it be?
Birthday Sex- Jeremih
woah thats creepy
what a coinkydink...
what are you afraid of?
Fearless- Taylor Swift
WOAH that is weird
how would you describe life?
Fascinating New Thing- 10 Things I Hate About You Soundtrack
yep life is pretty fascinating
but i dunno bout new..
what cant you live without?
Hole In My Head- Rihanna
ehh?
whats you motto in life?
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough- Michael Jackson
chyeah thats right never give up :P
so yep thats another one of the music thingymabobs
aand i shall now leave yall to have a good holiday
see you ppl soon
ooh ooh i forgot to put a pic in
meh cbf :P
Friday, April 9, 2010
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hello my little niggers :)
so im veryvery sorry that my last post was prolly my lamest and most boring :/
twas a boring day and i wasnt very perked :(
but i think ive improved so im making anotha post :D:D
and its bout the easter show :D:D:D:D
so on wednesday gmu [minus kim and nive :(] went to the easter showw XD
aand it was pretty okayish :P
not wonderful or great
but neutral
i was sick that day =='
so twasnt the best day ever :(
so first we went to sangas place
and played dj hero
lol i suck majorly :D
and then we [sanga,shana,aha and i] caught the train andmet up with joanna, grace and jashan at parra
then there was a whole blur of train catching and whatnot which i was totally alien to cos i never
catch trains
then we got to THE EASTER SHOW :D
and thats when it got really hot =='
and i was wearing jeans
skinny jeans
and jumper
and socks with shoes, not thongs
*sighh* so that was one thing that contributed to it being not perfect :(
then we went to the fountain
and sangas and aha were man enough [or should i say weird enough] [lol jks jks] to run into the
fountain and get completely drenched :D
lol then aha realised her phone was in her pocket
then we bummed around for a bit and BOUGHT FAAAAIRY FLOOOSSSS
I LOOOOOOVVVEEEE FAIRY FLOSS!!!
SOOSOOSOOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOO MUUUUUCCHHH
DROOOOOOL
will never get sick of that stuff
then
i got interested by the farm thingy
lucky i was sick cos i couldnt smell a thing :D:D
and evryone was like 'ewww sri your so gross dnt go in there'
but i was like 'meh wtf im at the easter show' so i took a look for a bit while gmu waited outside :D
theenn we bummed around for some more and i think we did something else here but i cnt
remember :S
then we got SHOWBAGSSSSSSS!!!
i got DOLLY :D:D
and GIRLFRIEND for my sister XD
chyeahhh
hotness right there (Y)
and then we found some other ppl from baulko which was cool
and the couples did their thing
so aha joanna sangas and i ate and took pictures :
us being the speds we are
us being even bigger speds..
then we went to the WOOLWORTHS DOME
omgsh this was prolly my fav part of the easter show
funnest shit ever
so i found my inner currynes was released at the woolworths dome where several freebies eg.yoghurt samples, woolies hats and colouring pencils etc, dessert samples, hand cream samples etcetcetc were being given out
aaand there was a particular stall with these hot sauces
and they had them rated from 1 to 10++
and 10 onwards was for 18 year olds only
so you can prolly guess what happened
6 crazy [and stupid no doubt] gmu-ers
plus
free 10++ habanero hot sauce sample
no guesses for that one
it started when i was in line for the best marinaded prawns i have ever tasted in my life
along come aha and sanga
sanga is jumping up and down whilst fanning her mouth and aha has tears streaming down her face
ten minutes later we've all [minus gracie :P] tried this spectacular habanero hot sauce and are running around the food dome in search of free slushie samples to stop the smoke from our ears
and you know how people generally learn from their mistakes?
not gmu apparently.
another 10 minutes later im holding the camera and recording sangas, joanna, aha and shehana as they consume a giant spoonful of habanero sauce on a cracker and theyre not allowed to have any water or any freebies to soothe the hotness afterwards
and let me tell you- it was BLOODY HILARIOUS
i think the videos on sangavis fb but maybe not
itll be there one day
so yeh after we basked in the glory of endless free samples we left and bummed around for a long time
then we watched the wood chopping for a bit and got bored easily
so we left and had a granny rest :D
then i went back to the dome with aha cos i wanted more free stuff :D:D:D
[let me remind you that my inner curryness hadnt died out yet]
and i FINALLY got a fresh food kids woolworths hat!!!!
cos when i went before i asked like twice and they dint let me have one cos they were supposedly for little kids
and i got cranky cos i saw teenagers with them
so i was pretty pleased when i saw that they had changed shifts and the lady gave it to me :D:D:D
i shall warn you that you may see this hat one day.. lurking within the schoolgrounds of baulko...
then we wandered around and i bought a FOUR DOLLAR COKE
as in the small cokes
with that shitty grip thing they have now
so then we left and went to sangavis place where we watched neighbours
then my mum came to pick up me and shana
so thats it, comrades :)
my day at The Royal Easter Show
twas pretty okayish
gotta love:
HABANERO SAUCE
FREE HAT
DOLLY MAGAZINES
FAIRY FLOSS!
FOUNTAIN
SHITTY GRIPPED COKES
THOSE CURRY MEN WITH CURRY DOTS SELLING ORANGE JUICE FOR 5 BUCKS FOR 500 ml [WHAT A RIP OFF]
DJ HERO
THE PAD WE FOUND STUCK TO THE WINDOW OF THE TRAIN
so yep
its late
and im not in a sobre state
so i shall leave
hope this post was better than my last
which was a major bore
enjoy your hols my little niggers
be good
women
men
and babies.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
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hellohellohellooo so i have loads to say cos i went to adelaide and melbourne for 5 days
but ill summarise cos youd get super bored if i said EVRYTHING
so first we went to narrandera, which is where we used to live like ages ago
course, i dnt remember i single thing about it :S
but my sis did and so she was fully collecting rocks and all :D
and my dad did loads of cool stuff there like design this:
yeh population 500and it still hasnt changed
and then we went to our old house:
yep once again i dnt remember a thing
cos i was 3 :D
yes so as you can see, narrandera is quite the lively and busy town
aand then we met up with our cousins in adelaide (Y)
and then went to melbourne which is where they live
and stopped at twelve apostles on the way
lol half our faces look retarded cos it was a quick shot :P
and yeh we stayed at their place for two nights which was loads of fun
then came home on tues night
so yep thats my veryveryvery summarised version of the trip
twas pretty funn
and now i shall be gone
and ill blog more about yesterdays easter show a bit later
cos i cbf now
and guess what?!
im sick AGAIN
damn weather change grrr
Friday, April 30, 2010
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hello people :)
so this blog may be a tad on the serious side so if youre looking for a fun post sorry but this aint one of em :/
this is a random rant:
so you know whats annoying?
when people change themselves to please others
im not saying i dont do it or anything-im a victim just like anyone else
but it pisses me off when i think about the number of people who change who they are because of the way they want to be viewed
think about it- 99.9999999999% of the world change themselves because of want to fit in
how many times have you changed to please your friends, a guy/chick or just to be heard?
what happened to 'being yourself'??
what happened to allowing others to 'like you for who you are'??
is that not good enough anymore? do we have to be different? do we have to be what they want us to be?
and yeh it sucks not being heard- i know what its like- everyone knows what its like, but still- why 'conform to society' and clone the rest of them when theyre the ones making fun of you?
when their the ones who are bringing you down with every word that comes out of their mouth?
and whats worse is when you realise you used to be one of them
you used to do that- bring people down because of:
the way they walk
what they wear
how they talk
who they hang out with
where they sit at lunch
what they eat
how much money they have
if they are considered 'in'
yeh, thats the worst part- realising that you used to be that, that thing, that monster.
but you know what??
people can change for the better
and it doesnt help when your trying to change for the better and there are a million people reminding you of what you used to be
so yes thats my lame rant
id be veryvery surprised if you were bothered to read all that
but if you did, thanks for taking your time to pass by and yeh
goodluck to all of year 10 for the exams
dont stress to much
if you do though, take a deep breath, rub your tummy, pat your head and say 'oongaboonga'
works evry time ;)
Sunday, April 25, 2010
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helloooo my children
so last night i visited my second cousins from america
as in, they came to australia and i visited them
not i went to america last night
..anyway
i never knew how perverted little 7 year old and 8 year old girls are.
so they were saying at their cousins' place
and their cousins are 3 year old twin boys
so we looking through the twins' photo albums of when they were kids and all
and they have captions next to the photos yeh?
so we get to this photo where the twins are one year old
and naked
and the caption says 'the twins enjoy being naked'
i mean WTFFFFFFFF
yehh...
and the girls were like collapsing into laughter
and being the good teenager i am, i went :O and turned the page over
AND THERE WERE LIKE, TEN MORE NAKED PICS
and the girls wouldnt stop giggling for 15 mins literally!!
they were like 'shameshame!! private parts! oooohhh! *gigglegiggle*'
and yeh
i was wondering
are all male baby privates that disgusting??
no offence or anything i mean i love babies
BUT IT WAS FRIKKIN GROSS
you couldnt even see the dick part
just this big black thing that sort of resembled the scrotums
really oddly shaped things
i thought they had tumors or something
nahnahh im being slack justkidding
they were some pretty hott balls
hahah jkjk
moving on from oddly shaped black scrotums...
I GOT PEANUT M&Ms !!!!
FROM BOSTON CHYEAHH
and a boston shirt
which is pretty hardcore
and pink.
the m&ms were all green
i dint know they had that :S
owait they do
oyeh
the colour separation thing
yeh it only hit me today
the whole globalisation thing :S:S
like, i was eating an m&m
and then i stopped midway.
and said to my sister
"OMGSHOMGGG THIS M&M WAS MADE IN NEW JERSEY!!"
and shiz like '*roll eyes* yeh and your pjs are made in china -.-'
and i was like 'ZZOOOMMGGG' and checked it
AND THEYRE MADE IN CHINA!!
thatrs sooo coooool
im wearing stuff thats made in some place ive never been!!
like
yeh!
ya know
yehh!
anyway ill leave you with that awesome epiphany :D
goodbye all you weirdos who actually bother reading this...
adiosamigos
and remember-keep smiling!
hahah remember that tv show?? on abc kids?
that cowboy thing where the guy says 'adiosamigos, and remember, keep smiling!'
hahahh
yeh....
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
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ok i know i just posted something but this will be real quick promise
so i got linked to this blog that someone sent around
and i think this is frikkin real low
i dunno why but it wont let me comment so im blogging about it
i cant believe anyone would actually stoop this low
must be some real f*cked up person with a f*cking sad life
and i dont give a f*ck if my rating goes down if that person reads this
so f*ck it
cos im just saying what i think
ye im pissed
as you can see
so ill go
seeyall
♥
you're not strong enough [not fast enough] not smaaaaaaart
[something something i cant tell hwat theyre saying in this part :P]
you'll never get it past meee
you've forgotten a thiing
impoortant thiiing
what [something] a thiing??
what thing?what thing?
[tim cahill fully scores this awesome goal]
i;m a weetbix kid.
he's a weetbix kid!!
he's a weetbix kiiid!!!
aussie kids are WEET.BIX.KIDS!
yeh i dunno all the words..
hahah i looove this ad !!
always sing along with it:P
lol and pissed off evryone in my class with it
aand alsoo
we aree, we areee
the fresh food peeeoplee
we areee we aree
the fresh food peeoplee
australiaaans
are fresh food peoplee
we are the frsh food peeeopleee :D:D:D
andand
i got tattoos from the woolworhs bag at the easter show
:Dand im wearing em now :P
i loove kid tats :D
hahah do you guys listen to 96.1 the edge?
i love:
zenobia lebanese restaurant [danananananannannanananaaa]
nads laser clinic
norma and robert :D [so many innuendos ;) ]
sinclair ford 'weve neeeva. had an exhaust job. we cant handle.'
car audio excellence [doonoo. donooooo]
the laser lounge 'thats laezer. with an s'
darren stewart from the good guys :P
sassy boutique
yeh thats all that comes to my head atm :P
and alsoo
dont you guys find it odd when your sitting in the car with your parents and the radio goes 'guys- wanna last longer?' or 'some men last a minute or so. some only last as long as this ad' and then it goes weirdly silent in the car so you change the station?
yeh and also when you cross those megahugeginormouslygiganticfreakingbiggerthanchelseacharm'sboobs billboards that say 'WANNA LAST LONGER?' and remember when they used to say 'WANNA HAVE LONGER LASTING SEX?' and then the next day you drive past and the sign has a CENSORED sticker pasted across it?? haha the good days.. i wonder who complained.. probly some mum whos 4 year old kid found out what sex was because of the billboard
but then thats not surprising, if you think about what kids know nowadays
anyway moving on..
and speaking of kids,
my cousin, lauren, is in kindy
AND THEY HAVE LAPTOPS IN THE CLASSROOM
does anyone else find that scary??
i mean i dont even want to think about what the future generations are gonna do
and nathan, her brother in year 2, HAS A CALCULATOR WITH HIM IN CLASS WHEN HE DOES MATHS
i mean
when i was in primary school
we werent even allowed calculators until year 5!!
pretty creepy, huh?
oh and alsoo
hope you guys did good in sport tryouts today :)
good to know ppl are trying and not being saddos who dont try at all
its amazing what one can do when they try
so try
[like ya mum did last night]
ok ignore that
that was lame
yeh
im lame, i know...
so now ill leave
and stop showering you with lameness
...yep.. cya gentlemen (:
Saturday, April 17, 2010
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hey all you women, men and babies :)
hows evryone going with their essays?
shit all, yeh?
frikkin lame shit
yeh you know what else is lame?
me
yeh no surprise there
no really, this is what happened yesterday
ok so i have two cousins who are brothers
ones in primary school and one goes to sydney boys
and the younger ones like to me
"hey you know this chick who sang on australian idol goes to my brothers school??"
and my response?
instead of the normal "wtf bro, your brother goes to a boys school that aint funny"
i go "what? dont you mean australias got talent, cos they axed australian idol"
==' yeh im that cool
anyway, speaking of australias got talent
did you guys see the watermelon man?
pretty funny
i dunno why
like, i was sitting on the couch and started laughing my head off
yeh you can imagine what my rents and sister were thinking when they saw me...
nah theyre used to weirdness :P
hmm i had something else to say :S
oyeh thats right
ok so i was on youtube and stuff at like 3.30
and my netball coach calls and my mum picks up and shiz like 'is srisha on her way to netball?"
and im like SHIT
so yeh we fully broke kazillion laws and we got to the courts a tad late :P
so i had to wait til the next centre to go on cos thats the rule
and then i go on and while im kinda standing around while the other team has the ball their coach is like to me "hey you, youre not allowed to go on until the next quarter" and im like "wtf b*tch mind your own f*cking business"
lol justkidding guys im a wuss :P
yeh i was like "oh. nah the umpire said i could go on" which is true
and its totaly legal so i dunno what she was on about
yeh then ppl got a tad pissed at her cos your not supposed to talk to players when theyre on
so that was pretty interesting
and we had three players down!!!!!
so we had 6 on the court whilst they had 7
and WE BLOODY WON
CHYEAH NIGGAHS SUCK OWNNN THAAAT
*cough* yep we were pretty pleased with ourselves :P
oye something else i gotta bring up: the video clip for telephone
have you guys seen it?
if you havent and dont want me to spoilt it then watch it before you read any further
and you might not get what im saying
no. 1 : i was wondering how the bars of the prison cell must have tasted for that chick who licked em. you only see it for like a sec, but still, i was like wtf that aint hygenic. they look all black and fungus-y
no.2 : what has the clip got to do with being in a club and listening to a fav song and not being able to answer a phone call? :S im not saying that i dint enjoy the clip, its just something i dont understand
no. 3 : beyonce is a tad bit creepy when she tries to be gagafied. this isnt one of her good vids i gotta say :(
no. 4 : on the plus side for beyonce, i LOVED when she said "youve been a veryveryvery bad girl gaga" especially when she says 'gaga'
no. 5 : did anyone else pause the clip when gaga's dancing with her background dancers in the prison corridor and she turns around? yeh shiz wearing a g string and the others are wearing normal underwear. whys that? aint there asses good enough for g strings?
yep so i think thats it for this blog post
ill do some more sometime soon maybe
good luck to all those ppl with shit essays to do
f*ck shakespeare.
just cos he had a shit life and died a baldy, he doesnt have to make ours hell.
Friday, April 16, 2010
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waterfalls are just nature chucking a piss.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
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omgshomgsh
i went shopping today :D
and bought sooo muuuch stuuuuff
heres the list:
bag $30
skirt and stockings $46
shoes $25
tops/dresses $169
boots $30 [WHAT A BARGAIN]
jeans $30
trackies $60
scarf $10
other stuff that takes ages to remember $118
so thats a total of.....
$508 :D:D:D:D
one of my biggest shopping sprees yet :D
and LOOOOAADDSSS of funnn
i will take a picture of all my stuff prolly
and i will remember to put them up on my blog
[which is something i keep forgetting]
in my next post cos i cant seem to find the camera :S
and ohmygosh i hate bloody hornsby westfield !!
stupid shit place
dint buy much stuff
and the rebel there is shit as
frikkin gay shit
we went to towers after that cos it was so crapshitf*ck
and almost evrything we bought is from there :)
ye sorry this post is uber [omg i remmber when i used to say that all the time :D] boring
just that i gotta get to my english essay so i cant chat for too long
OMGGGGG
FAARRRKING ENGLISH ESSAY!!
i only found out on thursday that we have an english essay due on monday
grrrr
im so stupid- shouldve checked my english book
grrrrrrrrrrrr
anyway i released all my anger about the essay at the time so theres not much left now
so all theres left to do is say byee
toodaloo mothafoockaaaaaaahs
[hahahaha i LOOVE the hangover :D:D]
[we love you mr chow (Y)]
Sunday, April 11, 2010
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so a coupla posts ago i did this thing about rihannas songs and yeh
and it was pretty fun so im gonna do another :) which i once did on bebo [remember bebo? whatevr happened to it :S]
but this ones a tad diffrent
im gonna type up a set of random questions
then set my ipod to shuffle and type in whatver the song is
no cheating whatsoever :P
okeydokey, here goes nothing:
how are you feeling?
Up Against The Wall- Boys Like Girls
riiightt..
what are you doing?
Right Now (Na Na Na)- Akon
hahah geddit? what are you doing right now? ....no..? ok, moving on then..
how would you describe yourself?
Comatose- Skillet
eh doest that mean i have lack of sleep or some shit? :S:S
or im in a coma?
whats your hobby?
Breakeven- The Script
ye im as confused as you are..
[omgsh i LOVE this song!!]
what describes your friends?
Monster- Lady GaGa
hahah yeh gotta admit, we're quite the romping monstrous type
what is your secret passion?
G-Get Up and Dance!- Faber Drive
haha i dunno about it being a secret but yep, i love to move :D:D
if you could do anything, what would it be?
Birthday Sex- Jeremih
woah thats creepy
what a coinkydink...
what are you afraid of?
Fearless- Taylor Swift
WOAH that is weird
how would you describe life?
Fascinating New Thing- 10 Things I Hate About You Soundtrack
yep life is pretty fascinating
but i dunno bout new..
what cant you live without?
Hole In My Head- Rihanna
ehh?
whats you motto in life?
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough- Michael Jackson
chyeah thats right never give up :P
so yep thats another one of the music thingymabobs
aand i shall now leave yall to have a good holiday
see you ppl soon
ooh ooh i forgot to put a pic in
meh cbf :P
Friday, April 9, 2010
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hello my little niggers :)
so im veryvery sorry that my last post was prolly my lamest and most boring :/
twas a boring day and i wasnt very perked :(
but i think ive improved so im making anotha post :D:D
and its bout the easter show :D:D:D:D
so on wednesday gmu [minus kim and nive :(] went to the easter showw XD
aand it was pretty okayish :P
not wonderful or great
but neutral
i was sick that day =='
so twasnt the best day ever :(
so first we went to sangas place
and played dj hero
lol i suck majorly :D
and then we [sanga,shana,aha and i] caught the train andmet up with joanna, grace and jashan at parra
then there was a whole blur of train catching and whatnot which i was totally alien to cos i never
catch trains
then we got to THE EASTER SHOW :D
and thats when it got really hot =='
and i was wearing jeans
skinny jeans
and jumper
and socks with shoes, not thongs
*sighh* so that was one thing that contributed to it being not perfect :(
then we went to the fountain
and sangas and aha were man enough [or should i say weird enough] [lol jks jks] to run into the
fountain and get completely drenched :D
lol then aha realised her phone was in her pocket
then we bummed around for a bit and BOUGHT FAAAAIRY FLOOOSSSS
I LOOOOOOVVVEEEE FAIRY FLOSS!!!
SOOSOOSOOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOO MUUUUUCCHHH
DROOOOOOL
will never get sick of that stuff
then
i got interested by the farm thingy
lucky i was sick cos i couldnt smell a thing :D:D
and evryone was like 'ewww sri your so gross dnt go in there'
but i was like 'meh wtf im at the easter show' so i took a look for a bit while gmu waited outside :D
theenn we bummed around for some more and i think we did something else here but i cnt
remember :S
then we got SHOWBAGSSSSSSS!!!
i got DOLLY :D:D
and GIRLFRIEND for my sister XD
chyeahhh
hotness right there (Y)
and then we found some other ppl from baulko which was cool
and the couples did their thing
so aha joanna sangas and i ate and took pictures :
us being the speds we are
us being even bigger speds..
then we went to the WOOLWORTHS DOME
omgsh this was prolly my fav part of the easter show
funnest shit ever
so i found my inner currynes was released at the woolworths dome where several freebies eg.yoghurt samples, woolies hats and colouring pencils etc, dessert samples, hand cream samples etcetcetc were being given out
aaand there was a particular stall with these hot sauces
and they had them rated from 1 to 10++
and 10 onwards was for 18 year olds only
so you can prolly guess what happened
6 crazy [and stupid no doubt] gmu-ers
plus
free 10++ habanero hot sauce sample
no guesses for that one
it started when i was in line for the best marinaded prawns i have ever tasted in my life
along come aha and sanga
sanga is jumping up and down whilst fanning her mouth and aha has tears streaming down her face
ten minutes later we've all [minus gracie :P] tried this spectacular habanero hot sauce and are running around the food dome in search of free slushie samples to stop the smoke from our ears
and you know how people generally learn from their mistakes?
not gmu apparently.
another 10 minutes later im holding the camera and recording sangas, joanna, aha and shehana as they consume a giant spoonful of habanero sauce on a cracker and theyre not allowed to have any water or any freebies to soothe the hotness afterwards
and let me tell you- it was BLOODY HILARIOUS
i think the videos on sangavis fb but maybe not
itll be there one day
so yeh after we basked in the glory of endless free samples we left and bummed around for a long time
then we watched the wood chopping for a bit and got bored easily
so we left and had a granny rest :D
then i went back to the dome with aha cos i wanted more free stuff :D:D:D
[let me remind you that my inner curryness hadnt died out yet]
and i FINALLY got a fresh food kids woolworths hat!!!!
cos when i went before i asked like twice and they dint let me have one cos they were supposedly for little kids
and i got cranky cos i saw teenagers with them
so i was pretty pleased when i saw that they had changed shifts and the lady gave it to me :D:D:D
i shall warn you that you may see this hat one day.. lurking within the schoolgrounds of baulko...
then we wandered around and i bought a FOUR DOLLAR COKE
as in the small cokes
with that shitty grip thing they have now
so then we left and went to sangavis place where we watched neighbours
then my mum came to pick up me and shana
so thats it, comrades :)
my day at The Royal Easter Show
twas pretty okayish
gotta love:
HABANERO SAUCE
FREE HAT
DOLLY MAGAZINES
FAIRY FLOSS!
FOUNTAIN
SHITTY GRIPPED COKES
THOSE CURRY MEN WITH CURRY DOTS SELLING ORANGE JUICE FOR 5 BUCKS FOR 500 ml [WHAT A RIP OFF]
DJ HERO
THE PAD WE FOUND STUCK TO THE WINDOW OF THE TRAIN
so yep
its late
and im not in a sobre state
so i shall leave
hope this post was better than my last
which was a major bore
enjoy your hols my little niggers
be good
women
men
and babies.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
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hellohellohellooo so i have loads to say cos i went to adelaide and melbourne for 5 days
but ill summarise cos youd get super bored if i said EVRYTHING
so first we went to narrandera, which is where we used to live like ages ago
course, i dnt remember i single thing about it :S
but my sis did and so she was fully collecting rocks and all :D
and my dad did loads of cool stuff there like design this:
yeh population 500 and it still hasnt changed
and then we went to our old house:
yep once again i dnt remember a thing
cos i was 3 :D
yes so as you can see, narrandera is quite the lively and busy town
aand then we met up with our cousins in adelaide (Y)
and then went to melbourne which is where they live
and stopped at twelve apostles on the way
lol half our faces look retarded cos it was a quick shot :P
and yeh we stayed at their place for two nights which was loads of fun
then came home on tues night
so yep thats my veryveryvery summarised version of the trip
twas pretty funn
and now i shall be gone
and ill blog more about yesterdays easter show a bit later
cos i cbf now
and guess what?!
im sick AGAIN
damn weather change grrr
waterfalls are just nature chucking a piss.
SRISHA
hi women, men and babies. this is my bloog where i go when i am bored. i LOVE: music.shoes.colourfulness.sparklystuff.ribbon.lollies.coffee.ipod.violin.family.friends. LOVE YOU ALL
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